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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started....

:D

This or that ?

Scheduled this post to be posted at around .. 5pm on Sunday ? I'm posting this on 2am Sunday ! xD Hahahaas ! Alright .

I just photoshopped some photos & hope to get some opinion . BUT , no one's tagging me . Hopefully after this post someone will ? xD You wont know ~

Anyway , I'll start posting the photos !

Do you all prefer this ,



or this ?



Do you all prefer this ,


Or this ?



Do you all prefer this ,



Or this ?



Lastly , do you all prefer this ,



Or this ?



PS. THE STUPID SMOKER AT SOMEWHERE IS SMOKING NOW . WHAT THE HELL !

Okay tag me k ! Gudnyts ! I personally liked the tissue paper one alot ! xD

:D

Hurt myself ? Never !

Just a short post for today . (:

I find people are stupid to hurt themselves . Think about it , scars will be left there for all to view , & people will judge you based on those scars ! Also , those scars will serve as a reminder of that unfortunate day , the day you broke down & cried your heart out/angered your ass off/whatever .

So , why keep reminding yourself of the unhappy past when you have a bright future to look forward to ? No point reminding yourself isnt it ?

& Perhaps at this point , you would say , "You wont know how I feel ! You are only saying all these stuffs cause you dont understand ! You are the stupid one !" , but , you will never know , would you ?

Just look at my left arm . Taken when it was bleeding profusely .



Imagine now , the red part is white , while the border is brownish .

A scar is there for all to see . A scar which reminds me of that fateful day in 2008 , & which someone made it worse , staining my bag with my blood .

So , I know exactly how you feel .

& Each time I look at the scar , I will be reminded of the past I wish to forget . Also , whenever people ask me about it , I just lie , "No lah ! I accidentally scratched myself at the end of the table ." for the fear that people may judge me because of it , just because of the one stupid mistake I did that earned me this scar .

So yeah of course I know ! So please stop hurting yourself or you're just going to regret as I did .

:D

The day my bubble tea went .. SPLAT !

Okay , I'm actually blogging this on 25th August , but I'm scheduling this post to be posted on Friday , the time when I'm in Artclub .

So when you read this , its either at night , the next day , OR WHEN I AM IN ART CLUB ! Hahahaas ! Okay anyway , I went out on the 25th !

I went to popular with ABIGAIL TAN , & we didnt find our HP7 !!!!!!!! ): Bloody hell they sold out ! Anyway , I decided to buy from Sembawang since there are so many left here ~ Then , we went to walk around AMKhub first . Then we were thirsty !

So we bought bubble tea ! Usually when you buy bubble tea , will shake first right ? Cause the pearls are below , need to shake them so that all the sweetening/pearls will be thoroughly mixed ! So I was preparing to go up the escalator , & I was shaking it as well .

When ..
















SPLAT !

MY BUBBLE TEA FELL ! ONTO THE FLOOR . JUST RIGHT BEFORE THE ESCALATOR ! xD I totally stunned for a few seconds , before picking the cup up & throwing it away . Then I bought a new one from the shop , & cause its near the bubble tea shop , then she witnessed everything also .

Then she asked me in a laughing manner ,

"You feeding the bubble tea to the floor ? (In chinese)"

Hahahaas ! The whole time I was laughing like MAD lah . & now , each time I see Abigail Tan , I will be reminded of this ! Madnesssssssssss ! xD

Anyway , I'm just recording my life down ! Hahahaas , FUNNIEST DAY EVER . xD

& the thing is , I DIDNT FEEL EMBARRASSED ! I only kept laughing ! & even took a photo of it . (See above) HAHAHAAS .

CANT STOP LAUGHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

Stop copying me !

Oh my . I'm really really really ANGRY now ! & I'm not going to save this post as draft ! Scheduled a post to be posted at 3.30pm tomorrow (Friday) , so this post will be blocked anyway .

Okay .

For the past few years of my existence , I realised something about some humans . They dont have brains . They dont know how to be creative & take fancy to stuffs . They must look at others , & say , "Oh yeah ! This is what I must like too !" & totally follow that person & like the exact same stuffs .

Let me name some of the things that people have been copying me . Hmm , like the way I type (Super WTF right !) , the way I talk , the stuffs I like (Eg. Sun , Clouds , Rain) , the things I hate (Eggs , Vegetables , Fishcake) , having the things I own after they see me having it, the way I WRITE ,

& I think the worst one is , there's this girl in my p6 cohort , who liked my name alot , so she also gave herself a english name which is Felicia . Of course this spread like wildfire & I'm mega pissed by it . Yeah , I bear grudges super easily ! So ? You want to copy that too ?

People copy alot of things , which frustrates me to no end ! I always go to people when I'm pissed , & they always tell me the same two sentences ! They love to say , "Aiya , just let them copy lor ." OR , "Just take it that you're very cool & they want to copy you lor ." What the hell ?!

That doesnt explain why idiots continue to copy me ! I really REALLY hate it when people have the same things as me . If I'm the one who suggest it , then okay lah , BUT I DID NOT suggest the things above . Thats crap . I dont share all those stuffs above .

Stop driving me up the wall ! I'm super frustrated now because recently I seen alot of people copying me ! Even copy my favourite colour .. ): Which is not orange by the way .

I think soon , all those idiots will also copy the way I walk , maybe when I have ulcers in my mouth , they will also want , then perhaps when I graze my knee , they would also do the same . Perhaps they will have the same template as me , blog in the same way as I do & worse , pretend they are me .

OH YEAH , I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION . THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ALSO COPY THE WAY I BLOG . =.=

I really wish to give all those people a tight slap . & because of this , I really dont wish to go to school tomorrow cause a majority is from the people I actually know . Thats why it frustrates me !

I shall not let idiots ruin my day . Maybe next time they'll copy the way I laugh too . Curse them all . Dont they have a brain ?! Whats their big head for ? Store food ?

I really DETEST clones . & please dont give any excuses like , "OMG I totally didnt know ! I subconciously just followed you ! OMGWTH I'm so sorry !" . Thats extremely fake .

& DONT COPY THE WAY I INSULT PEOPLE . ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .

I am Felicia , YOU ARE YOU . So stop being my clone !!!!!!! I dont want to have to resort to profanities , I'm already on the verge of doing so ! I'm super pissed now , so PLEASE stop . Well you wont know what will happen if you dont .

You've been warned .


PS. Stop being such IDIOTS ! Even if you want to copy me , DONT DO IT SO BLATANTLY CAN ?! Its like right under my nose can !? Even if you want to be brainless unoriginal morons , please use your backside to think that perhaps the person you are copying may be pissed ! I heck care now . FUCK YOU ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! You all forced me ! MORONIC IDIOTS .

Clouds !

Here's my post on clouds ! I'm only writing this so I can refer to it next time & be like , "WOW ! THE SKY HAS SUCH NICE CLOUDS !" in 50 years time , when we're all flying on our portable cars going past numerous clouds per day without realising !

There will be alot of pictures on clouds , as this post is solely dedicated to CLOUDS ! Nowadays , the clouds are so pretty , yet I hardly see anyone taking notice of them ! Its just above your heads , people !

Luckily have people like me to show you the wonders of the sky ! Hahahaas ! Just kidding . I dont have such a great camera , & these pictures dont do the clouds justice too ! They look much nicer in real life .

& THEY ARE NICE ! To me of course . SO KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF ! Thank you ! :D

Here we goooooooooo ~!



































There you go !

Hahahaas ! So prettyyyyy ! :D Although mum said some of them looked like tofu . =.= Eh , I dont eat tofu . (Thus the bad skin !)

ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY . I got a major question !!!!!! Does fishcake & fishball have difference in taste ? YES RIGHT ! Alot of people tell me NO ! Fakerrrrrs ! They lost their taste buds !

Okay , off to study Physics for the Physics test tomorrow ! Heading to school earlier cause I left my textbook there ! >< Okay bye !

:D

No motivation !

I have seriously 0% motivation now to do anything ! I just want to curl up in my bed & sleeeeeeppppp !



This is what happens when I dont have any motivation ! Cancel cancel cancel ! Irritating & ugly ! Hate it ! I get so irritable when I dont have any motivation ! ):

Not even my new correction tape can cheer me up !



Not even my dinosaur can cheer me up !



& not even this cute picture I drew of Mr Lau can cheer me up ! (He's not cute , the drawing's cute !)



I cant even begin to say how ALIKE they look !

Hahahaas ! Actually I think the picture looks nicer . xD Anyway a happier post will be coming up soon (Hopefully) , about clouds ! The sky is so awfully pretty nowadays that I keep tweeting/taking photos of it ! Photos dont really do it justice though , BUT STILL VERY NICE ! :D

Sorry , but I dont love the moon & the stars as much as I love the sun & the clouds ! xD My dad loves taking pictures of the moon & the stars , but I love to take photos of the sun & the clouds ! Dont you find bright things are nicer & also easier to capture in photographs ? :D

Time to find some motivation ! Maybe if I finish this , I can get a chinchilla (fat hope !) . Hahahaas !

PS.

I told Rina I am hungry now ! (I REALLY AM !) & she said this ,
"felicia , stop being hungry ALL the time ."
T.T Do I really always get hungry ?! Hahahaas ! Okay fine I guess so . But I'm really hungry now !
:D

Just some food for thought .

Like some people may think this is weird , but I used to have a good friend from the internet !
We met on HABBO , which you can hardly find any good & decent people there . We never meet up or what , just communicated thru sms & msn . & YEAH , we were very good friends !

If I'm superbly happy or unhappy , I'll think of him first ! & Of course , I told him alot of stuffs , stuffs that I wont tell to friends in real life . I complained like shit too . Almost everything that happened in my life , all the juicy details , I would all tell him ! He also always helped me with my work , especially MATHS .

& Of course , like a friend , he would comfort me , & sometimes share my joy ! He often gives me advice too ! All the way until I was Sec 2 , December .

I remember those were the dark periods of my life . (Why didnt I cherish my life then . No point being upset over some people . Anyway I'm digressing .) So yeah , I needed someone that I could perhaps confide in . But , people get bored of hearing the same things right !

Yeah , partly cause of that . But I cant help it ! I was too upset . (Anyway , I'm totally fine now thanks for your concern .) & at that point of time , he had a girlfriend .

Then we just drifted apart .

After about 6 months of not talking to him , I finally talked to him today . During those 6 months , of course I did have my ups & downs , but yeah ! No more person to confide in , so just keep everything to myself lor . I really should STOP digressing .

Continue . It was really AWKWARD . Hais .

Why cant we just stay friends ? I dont get it ! I mean , still can talk right ? There's no need to cut of all communication what . Oh yeah , now he's in army too .

Why do people like to do this ? Sometimes it can be quite hurtful you know .

But yeah , I SHOULD BE USED TO THESE TYPE OF FEELINGS BY NOW . No point feeling upset over something that isnt entirely your fault ! Yup , I should always remember that .

I'm willing to take part of the blame . But , just go reflect lor . I dont know what to say also . Although it was JUST computer & handphone , but it was still friendship . Are friendship bonds nowadays so easily broken ?

& the conflicts I experienced over the past years with some of my real life friends , proved that its true . Friendship bonds are VERY easily broken .

Disappointment is so easily attainable these days .

I shall immerse myself in the sea of papers , books & work . Like I said , No point !

Goodbye .

PS. I'm not unhappy ! Its just some food for thought . So yeah , please dont question me .

:D

Super wordy post about my super crap day !

Caution ! This post is SUPER wordy !

Okay . Lets start from the MORNING !

I went to school , normal speed & everything . Suddenly when I walk to the gate , ALMOST CLOSING ! Rush like mad = perspire like hell = Unlucky !

Okay , so after that , went to class , chinese test , then BIO TEST . Realised that I forgot to study the smoking one ! UNLUCKY ! So rush it lor .

Then during E MATHS TEST ! Problems start arising ! Dont know how to do even though I studied very hard ! & I almost didnt complete the paper . Had to rush my way thru . UNLUCKY LIKE SHIT !

During recess , where me , Abigail , JIAJIA & Angela sat , me & Abigail can smell VOMIT . UNLUCKYYYY ! & today no mee soto ! Unlucky x1540 .

Then during chemistry lesson , the teacher bad mood I think . Then she looked at my paper , saw that its blank , then have those type of "TSK !" expression . She get angry over this type of things ! I dont know how to do cannot meh . I'm really really LOUSY in chemistry what . What to do . UNLUCKY AGAIN !

After that , had english test , then school ended & I went to the toilet . In the end , I USED THE ONE WHICH THE PERSON VOMITED INSIDE IT . How did I know ? There were rice bits there , & it has a stench too . UNLUCKY !!!!!!!!!!!!

After that , ate lunch , then chatted awhile , then went up to library . After that , MRS SINGH CALLED ME . Unlucky x5000 . Then I rushed up to 4th floor , then they are not there ! I rushed k . Unlucky x10 . Then I saw Miss Foo . She helped me call Mrs Singh but she never answer !!!! Unlucky !!!!!!!!

I then rushed down to staff room , where I saw her . She said she almost wanted to call my mother . I prevented an "Unlucky !" xD Anyway , went up to the classroom , then was told to take photos . Perspired like hell , unlucky x20 .

Went back to the classroom , & THEY WERE TEACHING US ABOUT MACRO . You cant even say macro properly . =.= Its not MAH-cro . & those who use camera often would know what . Unlucky !!! Cause I have to listen to it all , when I already know .

Then went all around the school again , & my phone died !!!!!! Unlucky x1000000 . Then the camera ran out of memory !!!! Unlucky x5400 !!!! Then I just watch the leadership handover ceremony rehearsal .

Etc etc , art club over . Went to use payphone to call Angela . She didnt answer . Unlucky !!! Then my phone survived abit , to at least reply her sms . Waited for her at foyer . Went to take my E maths book . Realised that JIAJIA bought the book I was trying to sell ! She didnt buy from me , cause I didnt tell her & she didnt know it . Unlucky x1000 !!!!

Went back in the sweltering heat . Perspire again . Then finally reached MRT . Tapped my ezlink card , FAIL ! Need to top up & I DONT HAVE ANYMORE MONEY LEFT . =.= UNLUCKY X50000000000000000 .

Had to use payphone to call my mother , & when it still left 10c of talktime (I put 20c in) , IT DIDNT RETURN ME MY 10c !!!!!! Unluckyyyy . Then I called my uncle , & the same thing happened .

Waited until 6.45pm at the taxi stand for him to fetch me . Smokers all around , Unlucky x50000000000000000000 . Perspiring like hell too . Saw alot of cars honking here & there , noisy ! A guy also asked me if there's any underground way to amkhub . =.=

Finally he came ! But I was super hungry & slight gastric pain ! Unlucky !!!! Went home , & ate my food very fast as I got tuition at 7.45pm , & that time was 7.15pm . Super spicy & I was tearing like mad & perspiring too , IN MY UNIFORM . Unluckyyyyy !

Tutor came , & she's teaching me about Physics & I was playing with my cup . IT ALMOST FELL . Unlucky x10 ! But lucky inside no water . :D I went to the living room to take my book , then went back to the study room . Then I went out again cause I forgot to take my pencil case , & I walked halfway before turning back to take my zip which fell out . SUPER UNLUCKY RIGHT . Like that also can ! =.=

After that , I almost dropped my phone . Unlucky x5 or what !

I'm sleeping soon (hopefully) . Hope that I wont be so unlucky anymore !

Anyway I'm just posting this just to record down one of the unluckiest days of my life . Hahahaas ! xD Too unlucky until cannot forget .

Gooooodbyeeeeee !

:D

Happy National Day !

Happy National Day !

Hahahaas , spent my whole life here . Although sometimes will want to go out & explore new places , but yeah ! Will always want to come back here ! The weather causes me to perspire like hell , & I hate it alot , but if you think on the brighter side , "hey ! At least can help me maintain my weight ! Cause perspire then I lose fats !"

Also , sometimes will rain alot too ! You cant find another country safer than Singapore too ! People can stay out the whole night & nothing happens to them ! Although alot of Singaporeans love to complain (Like in stomp.com.sg) , but thats our culture yeah ? xD

OH YEAH ! Most important thing , the food here is superb ! Its catered to EVERYONE'S taste . So whatever you feel like eating , you can eat it ! Like if I want to eat meesoto or prata , I can get it ! I dont have to travel to other countries just to eat it ! :D

The only bad thing about here is that we got alot of ah tiongs , but ! Shall not talk about it !

Anyway , I really love Singapore alot ! If not why do you think I even stay here ? :D Singapore has alot of places to shop too ~ & its very near ! Cause we're very small . But yeah ! Travel from Jurong to Pasir Ris , 1 hour + ? Hahahaas ! So near , so convinient !

Here are some videos of my favourite national day songs which I will sing out loud every year (at home) BUT I SANG ALOUD THIS YEAR ! YAY !





















& Some others that I find are okay okay only . xD BUT STILL LIKE ~









Happy Birthday , Singapore ! Love you !

:D

Hello !

760th Post ! We've made it far ! :D

Just popped by to say ,



Cute right ? I drew him in my Chem textbook . Actually there's another one ! But I smudged it unknowingly . ): This is cuter anyway ! I love him alot ! He's my handphone wallpaper , & whenever I see him , it makes me feel so happy !

& Say hello to ,



Spongebob ! Hahahaas , my new eraser . xD Cute righttttttt .


Anyway , since I'm so patriotic now , shall go sing all the national songs I want ! I SANG THEM IN SCHOOL TODAY OKAY ! :D HAHAHAAS , super proud of myself .

Byebyes !

:D

What happened ?

What happened to HULK ?



What happened to EEYORE ?



Last but not least , what happened to my FILLET O FISH ?



PS. I went to facebook today & searched I HATE EGGS , in the end there's really a facebook group of PEOPLE WHO HATES EGGS ! :D It has like 552 members & everyone hates eggs !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D My heaven !

:D