Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: You saying me right ? Aww thank you !
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: You need a mirror ? I can give you one for your birthday . :D
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Yup . They love your money , but they all hate you .
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: But you're ugly !
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Sorry , I only know famous people .
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Nope , but I know you like me .
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Do I look like I'm looking at you ? I'm looking at the hot guy behind you ! You really think you're that pretty ?
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Wow , given your looks , you even have a type ? Ugly people shouldnt be picky you know !
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: 1. I am rich . 2. I wouldnt want your unwashed buttocks on my carseat .
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: You'll fail at that , cause I'm prettier than you .
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Do I look desperate to you ?
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: I dont want my phone to be tainted by your messages/calls .
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: No . If I go with you , everyone's eyes will rot , including mine .
4) What do you like about me?
YR: Nothing . However , I dont like many things about you , like .. etc etc .
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Why do you want me to lie to you ?!
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hey ! You came out from the mental hospital already ! YAY good for you !
2) You smell like shit!
YR: You smell like diarrhoea .
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Dont lie to yourself . It has always been the other way around .
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Goodness , have you even looked into a mirror before ?
5) I am going to beat your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Wow , somebody is overconfident today . Of course I'm going to win , who else ?
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: But I dont .
2) I know you still love me!
YR: I've never loved you before , I'm just a great actress !
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: Please leave , my boyfriend's coming soon . We're going to make out !
4) Please call me...
YR: Why ? I dont want spoil my ears & my phone .
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: So ?
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Thank you ! Too bad you're not .
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR: Eww , you sure ? I dont want to buy it anymore .
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Why ? Cause no one wants to buy your stuffs ?
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: I'll come back later & buy k ? (& I walk away & never come back)
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Like you ?
See ? I'm not mean at all in replying others . So yup , stop saying I'm mean , cause I'm not . :D
:D